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So a couple of you may have seen some people talking about UKIP on Tumblr. I made a small Powerpoint to educate you. Enjoy! :3

some more things if people are interested:

  • one UKIP member of the European Parliament (the same who said Lenny Henry should go back to ‘bongo-bongo land’) said that businesses shouldn’t employ women of child-bearing age (which UKIP leader Nigel Farage agreed with) and also said that 'a woman's place is cleaning behind the fridge'
  • this guy was also not reprimanded for saying things such as [feminists are] shrill, bored, middle-class women of a certain physical genre” and, “Women, in spite of years of training in art and music – and significant leisure time in the 18th and 19th Centuries – have produced few great works”
  • UKIP want to make it legal for companies to discriminate on the basis of gender, which would entail scrapping employment regulations against sexual harrassment and the page that detailed all of this on their East Sussex website has since been conveniently deleted
  • another UKIP member when talking shit about the effects immigration had had on the NHS said “I am informed by past media that Black Caribbean and not Black African have a higher instance of schizophrenia. I wonder if this is due to inbreeding on these small islands in slave times or is it due to ­smoking grass.”
  • another member said that babies with disabilities such as down’s syndrome should be forced to be aborted to save health care costs
  • reminder that UKIP is indeed the party where one member said that the UK’s bad weather was because of same-sex marriage being made legal so, as you can see, some of their members do not have basic understanding of science and y’know… decency
  • they don’t agree with same-sex marriage, end of, with this in their same-sex marriage policy: ‘This is not a burning issue. It is not a matter which animates the daily discourse of our Nation. There is, apart from a small but noisy minority within the gay community, no strong demand for this. This is therefore not vital to the life and well-being of our Nation and, given the risks attendant upon it, should not be proceeded with.’ but yay it’s legal now so suck on a dick, UKIP
  • all of this has been within the last four years but still relevant as to how the party is ran and how their candidates and members can get away with saying whatever the hell they want
  • nigel farage looks like a lizard



"watch this" they said

"it’ll be fun" they said

"i’m going to watch it" i said

this was not fun" i said

i’m emotionally ruined" i said

"hey watch this" i later said



You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think


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"Look at me, Bitch."


celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber



woke up sick + on period = feeling worse than the shit running through the sewage system

someone kill me now

Supernatural 30 Day Challenge: Day 5: Favorite Episode

Swan Song, AKA the Season 5 finale. I’ve watched this episode so many goddamn times, and every time, it just…argh. Yeah.

Supernatural 30 Day Challenge: Day 4: Least Favorite Season

Season 6. I felt it was kind of unnecessary, although Souless!Sam is one of my favorite Sams.


do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker